Gallery: Undercover at the London Toy Fair

Tom over breakfast, sizing up the day's victims - err, appointments

Looking a bit nervous while Tom tests the structural integrity of an internal booth wall

We think the octopus had a thing for Tom. Look at the love in his non-patched eye. Awww.

Always time for a bit of a jam session. Slide miniature guitar with a toy gun ...

.... accompanied by Andy S on the Schroeder-sized piano

Tom foils the Dalek's plans for domination. Why hasn't anyone thought of this before?

Seconds later, Giant Elmo happy-slapped Tom to the ground and kicked him in the nuts. Grant from Games Gazette on the left stood by and cheered Elmo on.

Andy S 'not really cheating' by using a frowned-upon 2 hand technique at giant Jenga

And just to show that cheaters don't prosper.